Vegetable Jokes


Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A. A Carrot!

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A. Pumpkin Pi!

*Submitted by Kate, Age 11

Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A. With a pumpkin patch!

Q. What's red and goes up and down?

A. A tomato in an elevator!

Q. How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?

A. Drop it and it becomes squash!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Q. What vegetable do you get on Halloween?

A. Jelly Beans!

*submitted by Ali, Age 7

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