Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A Carrot!
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi!
*Submitted by Kate, Age 11
Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
Q. What's red and goes up and down?
A. A tomato in an elevator!
Q. How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A. Drop it and it becomes squash!
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Q. What vegetable do you get on Halloween?
A. Jelly Beans!
*submitted by Ali, Age 7
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